straight people are nothing but a government conspiracy
Do you think in the SnK universe Chuck Norris jokes are Levi jokes?
The Colossal Titan didn’t break down the wall, Levi sneezed.
The armored Titan checks under his bed for Corporal Levi.
people in this world actually have the audacity to think that just because pop artists like one direction produce simple catchy music they are a shame to the music industry like just because something’s easy to listen to doesn’t mean it’s shit i mean it’s easy for me to tie my shoelaces - doesn’t mean my shoelaces are dumb and have no value like they hold my fucking shoes together fuck off you pretentious twats
Don’t ever fucking tell someone with depression or anxiety that their feelings are invalid because you have no fucking idea how many times a day they blame themselves for their mental illness and already feel incredibly guilty and if you’re one of those people invalidating our illness then fuck you
the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great
what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated
Jodi Picoult, Sing You Home (via psych-facts)